thatfunnyblog:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

thatfunnyblog:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

resurgance:

IM FUKING SCREAMING OMG

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

a mantis shrimp will fuck you up

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.
Fitzgerald, F. Scott. The Ice Palace. (via goghst)

luvlilivy:

meth

izumito:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

izumito:

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

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someone send me asks i’m bored af

coolator:

castielinablanket:

jeanmarcoing:

boneguts:

clestroying:

lackabond:

parkermurdock:

i have spent 4 years searching for this video

if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not meddled with

i only last 35 seconds

this is hurting me

i made it through it all out of sheer determination and i am now crying

5 seconds that’s all i could make it everything hurts

how come none of these people use shampoo

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

canyounotelmo:

That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from