the internet summed up in one gif set
REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)
Let me spread the shit out of this.
This is horrifying. And sadly true.
SPREAD THE WORD!!!
not gonna lie greg, i’m just wearing this ‘i’d rather be fishing’ hat to get into this exclusive cool dad club meeting. i wouldn’t rather be fishing, i’d rather be here, with all of you.
Fried lamb and cheese sushi with wine. The lamb was fried in a mixture of wine and oil, so it has that darker shade. It’s also being held together with some fresh wassabi. Holy shit though, it was fucking incredible.
I burnt the lamb pretty severely, so it has that darker shade.
Does “fried lamb and cheese sushi” mean “I put burnt lamb on top of a chunk of cheese”
*pours leftover cooking wine into brandy snifter* class
The switchblade im laughing so hard
*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*
guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing
girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died
"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" /offended by your tone, pablo neruda descends from the heavens/ /with a few lines of poetry, he seduces your girlfriend/ /then there is a flash of light and the strumming of a thousand acoustic guitars/ /pablo is gone/
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents