badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

celestialreasonings:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

i’m terrified, yet entertained 

roachpatrol:

escapekit:

Smeared Sky

Ontario, Canada-based photographer Matt Molloy has begun a experiment with time-lapse sequences. It’s created by digitally stacking 100 to 200 photographs—to reveal that the blue yonder isn’t always blue in his picturesque, painting-like photographs. 

Oh my GOD. 

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

standard deviation joke*

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

image

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

hoping-for-garrus:

My friend was giving her pet hedgehog a bath and he accidentally fell into the drain in the sink.
His face was priceless.

hoping-for-garrus:

My friend was giving her pet hedgehog a bath and he accidentally fell into the drain in the sink.

His face was priceless.

the-fire-type-kid:

wise words, tub baracuda, wise words.

the-fire-type-kid:

wise words, tub baracuda, wise words.