joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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  • ghost hunters:

    can you communicate with us

  • *door creeks*

  • ghost hunters:

    oh so your name is william

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made.
Unknown (via ileu)

keithxedge:

Talking on the phone with the person you like is way better than texting will ever be.

sssibilance:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

hate:

"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)