enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

habibichic:

when ur waiting on bae to tell u hwat

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fedswatching:

just…

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok.

“bite me” hell yeah.

"kiss my ass" sure.

thatfunnyblog:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

thatfunnyblog:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

thatfunnyblog:

This is becoming my new favorite thing

dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror