Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”
I like to imagine that in the sitcom that is Jay and B’s life, Kanye is basically Roger from Sister, Sister.
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
kind of wanna masturbate in your bed
kind of wanna sleep
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.
bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now